Man, I have no idea where Cameron gets his fashion sense.
Once you've assembled all the pieces,
it's important to practice your lines: "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
followed up with a rousing, "Call me sir, Goddamn it!"
First you need a Caduceus t-shirt - it's a truly striking work of graphic design.
Get the shirt here
Then you need a pair of thin black suspenders. Mine are a bit too thick, and I'd say the thinner the better.
This place has a lot of suspenders.
A belt is also a must. There's nothing as dashing as wearing suspenders and a belt. What pants support! My trousers have never felt less likely to fall down...
You'll need a pair of khakis. I'd visit The Gap or maybe Goodwill.
Click here to find a Goodwill store.
Slip-on loafers complete the outfit. Shoes.com has some cheap ones.
Click here for Shoes.com.
