If your New Year's Resolutions include things like "be more active," "learn to surf," "improve my golf swing," or "spend more time watching TV while wearing comfy clothes," well, we have some good news for you!
We've gathered up our favorite Gear for Jocks (or Jock wannabes) in one arena. This collection features our sportiest selections of athletic attire, to inspire you to get a move on... or just sit around feeling comfy (win-win!) Let's get the ball rolling, and swan dive in!
Chico's Bail Bonds Shirt (as seen in Bad News Bears)
The Chico's Bail Bonds t-shirt from The Bad News Bears is an iconic piece of cinema wardrobe, blending humor with social commentary. Worn by the scrappy Little League team, the shirt's sponsorship by a bail bond company hilariously underscores the team's underdog status. Its bold design and irreverent message have cemented it as a cult favorite, symbolizing the movie's playful yet rebellious spirit. Now that's what we call a grand salami!
Surf Nicaragua Shirt (as seen in Real Genius)
While we don't actually see Chris Knight surfing in Nicaragua, we know that he either has, or wants to, or supports the endeavor in general. The Surf Nicaragua t-shirt is a gnarly nod to the film’s off-the-wall humor and brainy beach-bum vibes. This tubular piece of wardrobe has carved out its place as a cult classic, hanging ten on the edge of 1980s cinematic awesomeness.
Kaoru Betto Baseball Shirt (as seen in The Big Lebowski)
The Kaoru Betto baseball shirt from The Big Lebowski features a retro tribute to the legendary Japanese baseball player...and it’s the perfect uniform for The Dude’s chill, strike-out-on-purpose lifestyle. This shirt slides effortlessly into cult fashion history, proving you don’t need to bowl a perfect game to look iconic.
Cutters Shirt (as seen in Breaking Away)
The Cutters t-shirt from Breaking Away is a clean-cut symbol of small-town pride and underdog grit. Worn by the bike-racing protagonists, it reps their blue-collar roots and “cutting stone, not corners” mentality. This timeless tee has pedaled its way into movie history, proving you don’t need a fancy jersey to cross the finish line in style.
Res Firma Shirt (as seen in American Flyers)
Our second cycling-themed shirt on the list, we bring you the Res Firma t-shirt from American Flyers. Translating from Latin, it reads something along the lines of "A firm resolve is not easily broken," capturing the grit and determination of the cycling brothers at the heart of the story.
Mumford Phys. Ed. Dept. Shirt (as seen in Beverly Hills Cop)
Where exactly is Mumford, you might be wondering... Well, producer of the film, Jerry Bruckheimer, attended Samuel C. Mumford High School in Northwest Detroit, so the shirt is a nod to his alma mater! Axel Foley must be another (fictional) alumnus of Mumford High, who still likes to sport his high school P.E. shirt.
Bushwood Country Club Shirt and Hat (as seen in Caddyshack)
The Bushwood Country Club shirt and hat from Caddyshack tee off as the ultimate hole-in-one for movie fashion. Sporting these preppy duds is like joining the most hilariously dysfunctional golf club, where rules are optional, and hijinks are par for the course. This iconic combo chips its way into cinematic history, proving you don’t need to sink putts to score big on style.
Clifton Ringer T-Shirt (as seen in Wet Hot American Summer)
We all remember seeing Michael Ian Black's character, McKinley, jogging up to the counselors, wearing the shortest of shorts, and this jaunty Clifton Ringer Tee. In what appears to be another nod to high school athletic pursuits, this tee features the fleetest of feet, clad in wings. Unlike Mumford, nobody can figure out exactly where Clifton is. Nevertheless, this tee might inspire you to scamper around in booty shorts, or even get married in a lake!
We hope you've enjoyed this calisthenic romp through our sportiest shirts (and one hat)! Don't drop the ball, make sure to get yourself geared up to terrorize the baseball diamond, the golf course, or some gnarly surf. Touchdown!